Confessions of a Nudist

As I said in my last post I'm home alone for one whole week...and it feels stupendous. I can do what ever it is that I want to do and you know what that is... be naked...yes nude. I've fallin in love with being free and this is the most free you can be. Iknow I know...it sounds a lil risky and scandlous but you're born naked right? so why not live naked (I think thats my new slogin) but neway I'm here to asking you to join the new fad...being nude. You don't have to tell anyone just do it. Here are a few things you can do while you're naked..lol enjoy kiddies

1. Cooking, not that i do this all the time but it kinda fun...jus becareful you dont burn ya nips.
2. Doin the Nolia Clap...if you don't know what it is then look it up you asshole.
3. Screaming at the hoodrats you see no the Maury show as you eat your fruity peebles.
4. Texting...lol cuz they never know you're naked.
5. Watching True Life... seeing other people deal with their lives while you're living your life...only naked lol.
6. Right after watching porn b/c at that point you simple don't give two shits about nothing in the world.
7. Listening to the Gheto Boys's "Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangster"... simply b/c being naked is gangster.

Learn to Love yourself...cause if you won't know one will

Till Next Time Kiddies
Vinny aka Rawdawg